So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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