Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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