i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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