i just google imaged poop.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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