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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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(408): View more from California

we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.

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(513): View more from Ohio

This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads

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(970): View more from Colorado

Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids

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(216): View more from Ohio

5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes

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(801): View more from Utah

I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...

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(316): View more from Kansas

I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say

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