im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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