I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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