let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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