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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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