Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Less talking, more tequila
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
