are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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