ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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