My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she smelled like a LAN party
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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