I wish life had little blips of pornography
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
