we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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