ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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