That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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