Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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