can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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