Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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