Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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