Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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