theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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