i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You need a sexual gate keeper
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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