There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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