Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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