I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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