Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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