I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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