Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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