It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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