He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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