when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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