i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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