I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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