I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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