Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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