I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
