I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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