That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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