Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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