weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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