Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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