worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
