Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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