dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
