She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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