Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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