The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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