haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My feet surprised me
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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